Let’s pause and have a look at what the Elon Musk administration has executed up to now.
There’s been plenty of panic in regards to the rapid however considerably summary constitutional disaster as Elon Musk’s misleadingly-named Division of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE) rips the federal government aside. And as much fun as we all are having watching Congress render itself irrelevant and questioning whether or not the courts even matter, there’s a concrete nightmare looming. Mass unemployment, the defunding of essential social packages, and simply plain incompetence imply that America, as we all know it, is already in for laborious occasions.
The diploma to which we now have failed not merely ourselves but additionally our youngsters and grandchildren is breathtaking
The size of destruction up to now 4 weeks begins on the Soviet devotion to Lysenkoist organic theories, and at most, is the American model of Mao’s Cultural Revolution: a disastrous triumph of ideological purity over fundamental actuality. I’m not positive it has occurred to the vast majority of people who we’re about to make a Nice Leap Ahead and destroy our affluent, comparatively peaceable society.
Musk has, within the quick time period, set us up for a shock to the financial system from each unemployment and frozen authorities grants. This shall be felt roughly instantly.
However the long-term prices shall be measured in a long time. The diploma to which we now have failed not merely ourselves but additionally our youngsters and grandchildren is breathtaking. Musk tasks — resembling undercutting sensible preparations for doable disasters and dismantling an academic and scientific system so good that our precise enemies ship their youngsters to us for school — mix with disastrous Trump insurance policies like mass deportation to undermine American society. And by alienating our longtime allies and cozying as much as Russia, we set ourselves as much as be a pariah state.
Let’s begin with the federal staff. What number of federal staff has Elon Musk fired? As of Valentine’s Day, Reuters figured 10,000. That quantity is sort of actually increased now. Most of the “probationary” workers he focused had been, actually, fairly senior — individuals who had simply gotten promoted or who had been working for presidency contractors after which transitioned to working for the federal government itself. Typically, these folks had been navy veterans. One other 75,000 have taken a buyout from the Musk regime.
Kansas Metropolis, Missouri, as an example, doesn’t have sufficient jobs to soak up all its ex-federal staff
Amongst these fired: hundreds of Federal Aviation Administration employees, together with maintenance mechanics and workers in flight data. Over 1,000 people from the Department of Veterans Affairs, which supplies healthcare to vets. On high of those specifics lies the essential indisputable fact that unemployed folks have much less cash to spend in the remainder of the financial system. The ache may be most seen in reputationally liberal areas just like the District of Columbia, Virginia, and Maryland. Nevertheless it’s widespread — Kansas Metropolis, Missouri, as an example, doesn’t have enough jobs to soak up all its ex-federal staff. There are laid-off workers in Illinois, Oklahoma, Iowa, and Florida — actually, all around the US.
It will get worse, as a result of the latest pause in federal spending — pushed first by an government order from President Donald Trump and now by the chaos of DOGE — threatens the steadiness of many, many extra folks. Take, as an example, farmers and ranchers. They’re Trump voters, principally, however this may push many of them into bankruptcy, since they trusted authorities packages to pay for farm upgrades they already made. The dismantling of the US Company for Worldwide Improvement, or USAID, signifies that an agricultural purchaser who dropped $2 billion into the sector is now gone. Rural areas broadly rely on federal funding, in fact.
It will get worse. Acts of aggression towards our buying and selling companions imply that Canadians are starting to avoid US products. The EU is considering an import block on soybeans. That’s fewer locations for farmers and ranchers to promote their merchandise. America won’t give a good goddamn about science or scientists, however cutting their funds also hits hospitals, which ensures worse affected person care.
Did you assume I used to be executed? I haven’t even gotten to the existential disasters. The Division of Agriculture has fired, it says accidentally, quite a few folks engaged on hen flu. (The company is now trying to rehire these staff.) As a result of the Musk regime froze all communications, there was no word from the Facilities for Illness Management and Prevention on hen flu for weeks.
There’s no thought-about plan, simply careless mass destruction — and Musk’s want to regulate all the pieces, regardless of the dangers
There are different issues to concern. DOGE reportedly fired a bunch of nuclear workers earlier than realizing that they had been, actually, fairly obligatory, and then struggled to rehire them. Oops! Good factor that’s solely nuclear weapons. Nothing to fret about, I’m positive.
DOGE isn’t yet inside the CDC, the place all the damaging microbes are stored, however they’re aiming at it. Additionally, the CDC has entry to all digital healthcare data — so if, let’s say, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decides he needs to ship everybody on psych meds to a piece farm, a thing he has proposed, he can do this.
The Trump administration, clearly, would have executed a few of this injury with out Musk — he wasn’t main the preliminary federal spending freeze or bringing in witless cronies, like RFK, Brendan Carr, and Kash Patel, with their very own idiotic agendas. However DOGE has focused a stunning sweep of fundamental authorities companies with an unprecedented stage of slash-and-burn nihilism. There’s no thought-about plan, simply careless mass destruction — and Musk’s want to regulate all the pieces, regardless of the dangers.
DOGE is claimed to be looking for entry to detailed financial records about each American taxpayer. Musk also wants access to Notify.gov, which accommodates everybody’s telephone numbers, together with particulars resembling whether or not they obtain Medicaid. A Social Security chief resigned slightly than let Musk into these techniques. He reportedly has entry to checking account numbers, Social Safety numbers, and different private particulars as a part of the “God mode” access granted to DOGE. Up to now, this entry has solely been confirmed at USAID — however it’s not troublesome to think about that it’s been granted elsewhere, too. Oh, DOGE is apparently now inside CISA, indiscriminately hacking away at workers. No means that may probably expose delicate info to the US’s adversaries, of which there appear to be an growing quantity currently.
At no earlier level in my lifetime has a sitting president needed to seem on tv and inform the general public that he’s not being manipulated by a scheming vizier
How organized is DOGE? Nicely, they’re struggling to maintain straight whether or not a contract is value $8 million or $8 billion. This isn’t an operation focusing on authorities waste. It’s about destroying anybody and something that may be focused towards having a functioning society — effete objectives like feeding the hungry, stopping local weather change, and caring for the sick. DOGE depends on operatives’ elite mastery of the Ctrl + F shortcut and their fierce dedication to anti-“woke” Silicon Valley supremacy. Who wants authorities experience whenever you’ve received ideological conviction, proper? Destroying bourgeois experts has by no means led to bad results!
The navy was one of many final DOGE holdouts, however lists have already been submitted for layoffs there — supplemented by plans from TV character and drunkard Pete Hegseth, who’s for some motive the protection secretary, to fireside generals and different senior workers, probably as quickly as this week.
You could, at this level, be questioning, “What about Donald Trump?” It’s maybe value noting that at no earlier level in my lifetime has a sitting president needed to appear on television and inform the general public that he’s not being manipulated by a scheming vizier. Not even George W. Bush had to do this, and loads of folks had been suspicious of Dick Cheney.
Anyway, Trump shares a lot of Musk’s objectives and has spent his free time dismantling the Pax Americana whereas sanctioning abroad focus camps for refugees and dubbing himself a king. If Trump decides to attempt wresting again management of home politics from Musk, the destruction will proceed — albeit maybe with fewer folks named “Massive Balls.”
The Purge is being declared, however just for Trump supporters
In fact, if Musk and Trump activate one another, that would wreak its personal havoc. Positive, Musk has management of all of the funds techniques, everybody’s private information, and a bunch of different delicate stuff, however Trump additionally has, you realize, a military.
Beside atrocities like blocking AIDS relief and the Panamanian jungle focus camps, assaults on the rule of legislation might sound a bit of dry. Who cares that the disgraced mayor of New York might skate on corruption prices in an open quid pro quo association? However let me make it sensible: the Purge is being declared, however just for Trump supporters. Any unlawful or violent exercise they have interaction in shall be excused, particularly if it targets Trump or Musk’s supposed enemies. Pardoning January sixth rioters was simply the beginning.
As all this occurs, the putative opposition celebration continues to be watching SNL, voting to confirm picks for the Trump / Musk regime, and tweeting weird shit about inflation. Except for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — who’s presently being threatened by Trump’s border czar for informing folks of their rights — there has barely been pushback. New York Governor Kathy Hochul, maybe essentially the most lukewarm Democrat in existence, has nonetheless managed to make one of many strongest showings within the celebration by slamming the “king” comments. Actually, there’s resistance from some People. People have been annoying their elected officials and protesting fairly continuously.
However many extra persons are simply tuning out — making an attempt to fake this isn’t taking place. Nicely, it’s a matter of time earlier than all this comes for them: the potential recession; the impoverished dystopia; the sicker, worse America.
Put all of it collectively. We’re within the means of being rendered unemployed, sick, helpless, and afraid of a legislation that works nakedly within the curiosity of Musk’s energy. I nonetheless imagine it’s doable to cease what’s in movement, however the window is closing. It has solely been a month. Consider what a yr will carry — and what we’ll lose.
Correction Feb. 22, 2025: Removes inaccurate reference to air site visitors controller firings on the FAA.